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God and Excrement


(Ezekiel 4:14-15) “Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! Behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.
     Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.”

(Ezekiel 4:12-15) “God tells Ezekiel to make bread using human dung to stretch it out while under siege. Ezekiel tells God that that would be unclean. So God changes him mind and tells him that cow dung would be acceptable.”

 (II Kings 18:27) “Hath he not sent me to the men which sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you.”


(Some Prophet 2:1-9) The prophet ??? told the military leaders to have their men bury their shit. At night, God wanders the battle field and you don't want him stepping in your shit.

(Malachi 2:1-3) “And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
     If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
     Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts . . .”

(Isaiah 36:12) “The people will become so hungry and thirsty that they will eat their own dung and drink their own urine.”

4/8/09